Top Ten Comments overheard at Riverfront Times Editorial meeting

by Sally Dolon 

10. I forgot, what's Clinton's latest position on Bosnia?

9. He's really cute. Is he gay?

8. There's no meat in this, right?

7. Are you sure? Democrats favored slavery and Republicans fought against it?

6. Can't we blame this on the NRA?

5. Isn't it a little old-fashioned to expect the man to pay for the woman's abortion?

4. Do you think Reagan was evil or just misguided?

3. Do you have a condom I can borrow?

2. Who is Rush Limbaugh?

1. How many times must I remind you? The answer is: raise taxes.