Recent critics of President Clinton accuse him unfairly of having no core beliefs. In defense of the President we list the . . .
by Sally Dolon
10 Big Mac and Fries beats Quarter Pounder with cheese
9 Marijuana has little effect when not inhaled.
8 Elvis and Bill could have been a great band.
7 The Federal Budget should be balanced by the year 2020.
6 History will show that restoring Haitian democracy was more significant than Reagan winning the cold war.
5 My wife doesn't understand me.
4 Why even try to fool all the people all the time-- if you fool more than the next guy, you win.
3 Hey, I'd rather have two opinions than none at all.
2 Core Beliefs are over-rated.
and the most deeply held conviction of President Slick Willie ...
1 I am the clear best choice to run this country.