We all want to be kinder and gentler, but more and more people are slipping backward into mean-spirited thinking. As a public service we investigated the early warning signals of this disease. We found some groups which are particularly high risk. Please seek out professional help from a Federally-approved clinic if you test positive for any of the . . .
by Sally Dolon
10. You're a white male.
9. You tolerate public smoking.
8. You secretly believe Hillary's "cattle" profits were a bribe.
7. You own a gun and a Bible.
6. None of your friends have AIDS.
5. You still say: "America is a great country."
4. You never watch Oprah Winfrey.
3. Rich people don't offend you.
2. Your kids know nothing about condoms.
1. You complain about high taxes.