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Sloan Ranger Promo 2001 (0:44, 660kb)
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My first
promo created some time in 2001. Warren Purkel is the other voice.
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2006
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April 7
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Impeachment
Hopes
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The Sloan Ranger advises President
Bush about how to discredit Scooter Libby.
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April 5
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Song Parody
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"Homes, homes take for
gain (or The Eminent Domain Song) performed by MUSYC (musyc.info), lyrics
by Lloyd Sloan
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April 4
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Bob knows Flipper
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Bob answers the trivia while
Flipper and the Sloan Ranger save the world from nuclear bombs.
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2005
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May 17
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Jesus
on Prayer
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April 6
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How
to Ride a Bike
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Two experts (Katelyn Sloan and Dani
Minella) discuss "How to teach a child to
ride a bike"
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2004
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August 3
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Kenyan Runners
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Kenyan Runners
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July
27
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Gay Marriage
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Gay Marriage
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July
27
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Pay phone
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Pay phone
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July 20
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Annie
and the Moon
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Annie and the Moon
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June 29
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An Honest
White Man
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An Honest White Man
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June 29
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Bambi
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Bambi
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June 29
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Is
the Pope catholic?
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Is the Pope catholic?
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June 29
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White
Face on Lying
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White Face on Lying
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June 29
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Blood
Pressure
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Blood Pressure
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June 29
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Minister
Mike
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Minister Mike
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June
29
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Warren
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Warren from Chicago
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May 18
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Breyer
Rant
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2003
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October 7
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Bill Clinton
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Bill Clinton
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September
2
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Typical Intro
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Typical
introduction for the show in 2003.
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August
19
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Bill Clinton
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Bill Clinton
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April 15
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Bill Zimmerly
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Bill Zimmerly
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April 1
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First Lady
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Interview: First Lady "Laura Bush" (April
Fool's edition)
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April 1
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Warren
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Warren from Chicago
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February 25
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English
Tourist
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Jo Workman
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February
25
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Warren
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Warren from Chicago
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2002
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August
6
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Sloan Ranger Intro
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Typical
introduction for the show in 2002. (1:31, 1.4mb)
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August
6
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Katelyn & Prop B Taxes
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"things
(that are) so obvious a child would know it" (3:35, 3.3mb)
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August 6
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Prop B Rant
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If you vote for more taxes, you must
believe taxes are too low. (2:01, 1.8mb)
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August
6
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Tonto
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"Tonto"
(Norman) called to beat the drums for lower taxes. Norman is a long-time
WGNU caller who calls me almost every week to play "Tonto" to
my "Sloan Ranger". (0:36, 536mb)
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August
6
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Conservative Catholic Bob
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Conservative
Catholic (and Crazy) Bob calls to warn me about the internationalist
(Zionist) Rockefeller(ist) conspiracy (5:20,
5mb)
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August
6
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Warren
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Warren
from Chicago calls to defend the Rockefellers (2:32, 2.3mb)
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August
6
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Trivia
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10:33pm
"I Love Lucy" & "Enola Gay" trivia (4:19, 4mb)
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August
6
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Tom Watkins
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a
nephew of a Republican congressman verifies there's no difference in america's two parties (4:04, 3.8mb)
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August
6
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When are taxes too high?
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10:45pm
Dave on a cell phone does not know when taxes are too high. I help him
demonstrate the need for greater mental health in Illinois. Fred Mertz
agrees with me. (6:27, 6mb)
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July 9
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Sloan Ranger Intro
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This
was the standard introduction for most of 2001 and 2002 (1:36, 1.5mb)
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July 9
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Katelyn & the Pledge
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My
daughter, Katelyn Annabelle Sloan, is an expert on the Pledge of
Allegiance (3:07, 2.9mb)
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July 9
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Pledge Rant
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"one
other thing about the pledge of allegiance" major jeffersonian rant against the federal judges (before
the first break) (2:39, 2.5mb)
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July 9
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Cher & Sloan Duet
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10:23pm
Cher and I sing the national anthem after the break (1:28, 1.3mb)
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July 9
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Helen
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10:28pm
Helen wants to know if I wrote Bush's speech. (1:03, 959kb)
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July 9
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Whigs Like Me
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(about
10:31) Helen is a Democrat, but "I am a whig myself" (just like
Zachary Taylor) (5:21, 5.0mb)
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July 9
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Warren
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10:37pm
Warren from Chicago (right before the break) advocates a tax-financed
chess stadium for downtown St. Louis just like Chicago. (2:51, 2.6mb)
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July 9
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Why I am a
whig
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10:44pm I persuade caller T.A.
"that's why I'm a whig" (4:14, 3.9mb)
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July 9
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Dukakis
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11:12pm long-time caller wants to nuke arabs before they nuke us. I try to persuade him
Switzerland is safer. (7:22, 6.9mb)
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July 9
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Mark is DWB
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"one adam
twelve" black male caller pulled over by the cops for DWB (Driving
While Black) (4:10, 3.9mb)
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2001
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Tape
#4 (no date)
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Bill Clinton
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Brian Pelikan called as Bill Clinton right before 8:00pm.
My pardon came through. (This tape may be two shows, used twice and
recorded over, but Clinton was saved!) (1:28, 1.3mb)
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April
17
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Tax Day
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Tape
#2 (?) Why file late? "cuz I owe therm" (2:48, 2.6mb)
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April 17
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Cats should vote
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Cats would make better voters than some
people (1:16, 1.1mb)
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April
17, 2001
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Minister Mike
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7:22pm
“I wish you would get more time” Let's synchronize watches. Minister Mike
gives me a job, but "I quit". "Mike's a real minister and
I'm a real talkshow host." (3:36, 3.3mb)
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March
20
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Unto Caesar
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Tape
#3 (no date. Mir crashed 23 March) Mike says “I am a real minister” so I
want to know "how much is caesar's?"
(3:20, 3.1mb)
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March
20
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Tax me more
for the ballgame
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My
friend Joe Sparks gave me the inspiration for the song and I sing on the
air for the first time. The phones light up. (2:04, 1.9mb)
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March
20
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Mamie
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Mamie
called, "I heard your song". (0:54, 818kb)
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March 20
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Illegal Taxpayers
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A caller finds a way for america
to get a free ride-- illegal immigrants pay all the taxes. (0:38, 572kb)
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March
20
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Bush Negative
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Sheldon
likes everything the opposite of Bush. (1:49, 1.7mb)
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March
20
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Warren
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Warren
from Chicago calls for the first time recorded. We agree to a tax-subsidized
stadium if the Cardinals will change their name and get a tougher image.
(2:15, 2mb)
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March
20
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Taco Bell
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The
Mir space station and Taco Bell promotion. (Taco Bell announced 19 March
and Mir crashed 23 March. (0:58, 878kb)
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March
13
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Party Line 1st
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Tape
#1. My first show. It was only one hour: Tuesdays, 7:00-8:00pm. I am not
yet the Sloan Ranger. Welcome back, No stadium tax, & some Bush bashing.(3:29,
3.2mb)
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March 13
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My First Call
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Marie was my first call ever. "Is that a hint
I need to not be rude?" (0:32, 474kb)
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March
13
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One White Guy
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“you
may be talking to the one white guy who understands the OJ jury” I trust
juries. (1:00, 927kb)
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March
13
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Suburban
Middle Class
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“I
live a suburban middle class existence in America”. Once more in defense
of the OJ jury. (2:03, 1.9mb)
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March 13
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All Black Jury
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This caller doesn't like the OJ
verdict. “would you trust an all black jury to
judge you?” (1:38, 1.4mb)
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March
13
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Bill Zimmerly
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A
long-time friend calls to discuss the incorporation of the constitution
and "substantive due process" judicial activism. (Oh well, at
least it wasn't quantum mechanics.) (8:19, 6.8mb)
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March
13
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Eric Harris
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Another
long-time friend calls. We bash Republicans. I feel better. (2:05, 1.9mb)
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March
13
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Censored Already
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Billy
can't stand Bush and "right-wingers", but he likes Clinton and
"the war to forget the blowjobs” I was censored for that comment.
(4:35, 4.2mb)
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March 13
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Baseball Strike
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I explain to Jim from Ferguson why the baseball
strike was treason (1:27, 1.3mb)
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