Clips:
The Best of The Sloan Ranger

2001, 2002, 2003,
2004, 2005, 2006

 

Sloan Ranger Promo 2001 (0:44, 660kb)

My first promo created some time in 2001. Warren Purkel is the other voice.

2006    
April 7 Impeachment Hopes The Sloan Ranger advises President Bush about how to discredit Scooter Libby.
April 5 Song Parody "Homes, homes take for gain (or The Eminent Domain Song) performed by MUSYC (musyc.info), lyrics by Lloyd Sloan
April 4 Bob knows Flipper Bob answers the trivia while Flipper and the Sloan Ranger save the world from nuclear bombs.
2005    
May 17 Jesus on Prayer  

April 6

How to Ride a Bike Two experts (Katelyn Sloan and Dani Minella) discuss "How to teach a child to ride a bike"
2004    
August 3 Kenyan Runners Kenyan Runners

July 27

Gay Marriage Gay Marriage

July 27

Pay phone Pay phone

July 20

Annie and the Moon Annie and the Moon
June 29 An Honest White Man An Honest White Man
June 29 Bambi Bambi
June 29 Is the Pope catholic? Is the Pope catholic?
June 29 White Face on Lying White Face on Lying
June 29 Blood Pressure Blood Pressure
June 29 Minister Mike Minister Mike

June 29

Warren Warren from Chicago
May 18 Breyer Rant  
2003    
October 7 Bill Clinton Bill Clinton

September 2

Typical Intro

Typical introduction for the show in 2003.

August 19

Bill Clinton Bill Clinton

April 15

Bill Zimmerly

Bill Zimmerly

April 1 First Lady Interview: First Lady "Laura Bush" (April Fool's edition)
April 1 Warren Warren from Chicago
February 25 English Tourist Jo Workman

February 25

Warren Warren from Chicago
2002    

August 6

Sloan Ranger Intro

Typical introduction for the show in 2002. (1:31, 1.4mb)

August 6

Katelyn & Prop B Taxes

"things (that are) so obvious a child would know it" (3:35, 3.3mb)

August 6

Prop B Rant

If you vote for more taxes, you must believe taxes are too low. (2:01, 1.8mb)

August 6

Tonto

"Tonto" (Norman) called to beat the drums for lower taxes. Norman is a long-time WGNU caller who calls me almost every week to play "Tonto" to my "Sloan Ranger". (0:36, 536mb)

August 6

Conservative Catholic Bob

Conservative Catholic (and Crazy) Bob calls to warn me about the internationalist (Zionist) Rockefeller(ist) conspiracy (5:20, 5mb)

August 6

Warren

Warren from Chicago calls to defend the Rockefellers (2:32, 2.3mb)

August 6

Trivia

10:33pm "I Love Lucy" & "Enola Gay" trivia (4:19, 4mb)

August 6

Tom Watkins

a nephew of a Republican congressman verifies there's no difference in america's two parties (4:04, 3.8mb)

August 6

When are taxes too high?

10:45pm Dave on a cell phone does not know when taxes are too high. I help him demonstrate the need for greater mental health in Illinois. Fred Mertz agrees with me. (6:27, 6mb)

July 9

Sloan Ranger Intro

This was the standard introduction for most of 2001 and 2002 (1:36, 1.5mb)

July 9

Katelyn & the Pledge

My daughter, Katelyn Annabelle Sloan, is an expert on the Pledge of Allegiance (3:07, 2.9mb)

July 9

Pledge Rant

"one other thing about the pledge of allegiance" major jeffersonian rant against the federal judges (before the first break) (2:39, 2.5mb)

July 9

Cher & Sloan Duet

10:23pm Cher and I sing the national anthem after the break (1:28, 1.3mb)

July 9

Helen

10:28pm Helen wants to know if I wrote Bush's speech. (1:03, 959kb)

July 9

Whigs Like Me

(about 10:31) Helen is a Democrat, but "I am a whig myself" (just like Zachary Taylor) (5:21, 5.0mb)

July 9

Warren

10:37pm Warren from Chicago (right before the break) advocates a tax-financed chess stadium for downtown St. Louis just like Chicago. (2:51, 2.6mb)

July 9

Why I am a whig

10:44pm I persuade caller T.A. "that's why I'm a whig" (4:14, 3.9mb)

July 9

Dukakis

11:12pm long-time caller wants to nuke arabs before they nuke us. I try to persuade him Switzerland is safer. (7:22, 6.9mb)

July 9

Mark is DWB

"one adam twelve" black male caller pulled over by the cops for DWB (Driving While Black) (4:10, 3.9mb)

2001    

Tape #4 (no date)

Bill Clinton

Brian Pelikan called as Bill Clinton right before 8:00pm. My pardon came through. (This tape may be two shows, used twice and recorded over, but Clinton was saved!) (1:28, 1.3mb)

April 17

Tax Day

Tape #2 (?) Why file late? "cuz I owe therm" (2:48, 2.6mb)

April 17

Cats should vote

Cats would make better voters than some people (1:16, 1.1mb)

April 17, 2001

Minister Mike

7:22pm “I wish you would get more time” Let's synchronize watches. Minister Mike gives me a job, but "I quit". "Mike's a real minister and I'm a real talkshow host." (3:36, 3.3mb)

March 20

Unto Caesar

Tape #3 (no date. Mir crashed 23 March) Mike says “I am a real minister” so I want to know "how much is caesar's?" (3:20, 3.1mb)

March 20

Tax me more for the ballgame

My friend Joe Sparks gave me the inspiration for the song and I sing on the air for the first time. The phones light up. (2:04, 1.9mb)

March 20

Mamie

Mamie called, "I heard your song". (0:54, 818kb)

March 20

Illegal Taxpayers

A caller finds a way for america to get a free ride-- illegal immigrants pay all the taxes. (0:38, 572kb)

March 20

Bush Negative

Sheldon likes everything the opposite of Bush. (1:49, 1.7mb)

March 20

Warren

Warren from Chicago calls for the first time recorded. We agree to a tax-subsidized stadium if the Cardinals will change their name and get a tougher image. (2:15, 2mb)

March 20

Taco Bell

The Mir space station and Taco Bell promotion. (Taco Bell announced 19 March and Mir crashed 23 March. (0:58, 878kb)

March 13

Party Line 1st

Tape #1. My first show. It was only one hour: Tuesdays, 7:00-8:00pm. I am not yet the Sloan Ranger. Welcome back, No stadium tax, & some Bush bashing.(3:29, 3.2mb)

March 13

My First Call

Marie was my first call ever. "Is that a hint I need to not be rude?" (0:32, 474kb)

March 13

One White Guy

“you may be talking to the one white guy who understands the OJ jury” I trust juries. (1:00, 927kb)

March 13

Suburban Middle Class

“I live a suburban middle class existence in America”. Once more in defense of the OJ jury. (2:03, 1.9mb)

March 13

All Black Jury

This caller doesn't like the OJ verdict. “would you trust an all black jury to judge you?” (1:38, 1.4mb)

March 13

Bill Zimmerly

A long-time friend calls to discuss the incorporation of the constitution and "substantive due process" judicial activism. (Oh well, at least it wasn't quantum mechanics.) (8:19, 6.8mb)

March 13

Eric Harris

Another long-time friend calls. We bash Republicans. I feel better. (2:05, 1.9mb)

March 13

Censored Already

Billy can't stand Bush and "right-wingers", but he likes Clinton and "the war to forget the blowjobs” I was censored for that comment. (4:35, 4.2mb)

March 13

Baseball Strike

I explain to Jim from Ferguson why the baseball strike was treason (1:27, 1.3mb)